Re: Thinking with our farts

Michael S. Lorrey (
Tue, 13 Jul 1999 01:54:43 -0400

"O'Regan, Emlyn" wrote:
> > One last thing about that theory. Neurons will soon be discovered in
> > the genitals as well, you can be sure. And in some individuals, such as
> > the
> > current US president, the neurons there will outnumber those found
> > in the brain. spike
> >
> You might also find extensive neural networks woven into the gluteus maximus
> of much of the population...

Which is why spanking and a good swift kick in the arse works so well as a means of behavior modification: it stuns the butt-brain long enough for the more logical neural networks to gain the upper hand and reassert intelligent behavior.

Mike Lorrey