It's simple - you're driving down the road at 50Mph, minding your own
business and out steps Carl Sagan! Do you: brake and let him cross safely?
Slow down and risk giving him a concussion? Stay at the same speed and
cause some damage? Or put your foot down? It's up to you! Just put the
name of your desired scientist, world leader, racist, etc. on the list and
then the speed. Slow down for the ones you like, break for the ones you
love, do nothing for ignorance or speed up for blatant stupidity (the car is
of infinite speed to match infinite stupidity). For the more sadistic minds
I've added a "likely outcome" section...
Person | Speed | Likely outcome
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Wax | 72 | Will stop posting stupid ideas
--Wax