Re: HUMOR: Judith the (frozen) COBAL programmer.

Michael Lorrey (
Sat, 19 Jul 1997 16:07:54 -0400 wrote:
> As an aside...I've noticed that all forms of humor save one deal with pain.
> That exception being puns.
> Has anyone else noticed this?

Puns are funny because they inflict pain, at least in people who had
nuns for teachers...its a pavlovian thing.

			Michael Lorrey
------------------------------------------------------------		Inventor of the Lorrey Drive

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