Re: Raisin Bombers over Afghanistan

From: Mike Lorrey (
Date: Wed Sep 26 2001 - 13:40:49 MDT

Damien Broderick wrote:
> As Mike Lorrey would say, Ayup!
> The trouble with this plan:
> most of the goodies would be rounded up by the ideologists with the guns,
> and added to their stores.
> one percent of falling raisins would strike and mutilate stock and
> children, raising a cry for vengeance.
> a couple of the mylar blankets would by chance be infected with some croup
> bug that all Americans are now immune to, but is almost unknown in the
> fastnesses of Afghanistan, leading to a raging epidemic that slays two
> million Afghani children, raising a cry for vengeance.

Ayup! ;)

But that is just the traditional muslim curse. Each blanket is etched
with the curse:"He who wears this blanket and harbors evil thoughts for
the good people of America will be infested in their anus with bleeding
ulcers for a thousand days...."

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