Re: The Freedom of Digital Information

Date: Fri Jul 28 2000 - 16:04:23 MDT

In a message dated 7/28/2000 2:38:20 PM Pacific Daylight Time, writes:

> No. Your PPA has its lawyers and goons, my PPA has its lawyers and goons.
> Lets
> say you forcibly depilate someone visting your suburb, who lives in mine.
> Since
> my PPA has an agreement with your PPA about how to handle adjudicating
> its
> determined that Billy Bob did not put on the agreed upon chin-cap while
> visiting
> your suburb, however your use of force was far in excess of what is
> reasonable
> for a person to do (which would have been to remind Billy Bob to put his
> chin
> cap on, and placing a call to your PPA if he didn't), that you have to pay
> for
> Billy Bob to go on vacation to a fast-hair-grow spa until his beard has
> grown
> back to the legal minimum, AND your head is shaved, while Billy Bob has to
> pay
> the $15 fine for indecent exposure of facial follicular excrement that is
> standard in your suburb.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in hiring those PPA goons that allow beards,
or chin-caps. Those things are evil. The book of Goth says so quite clearly.
Our goons also believe this and besides, our heads are already shaven. We
also believe that lawyers are evil, so our totally private PPA goons has
caught that sheister brother of yours you sent over to collect the 15 bucks
and the spa certificates, and we will be sending you his beard. The ransom is

This archive was generated by hypermail 2b29 : Mon Oct 02 2000 - 17:35:18 MDT