In a message dated 7/5/2000 7:27:24 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
d.broderick@english.unimelb.edu.au writes:
>
> Sigh. This is simply inaccurate. Leading scholars know that the world will
> be destroyed when the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy fight to the death
> on top of Sugar Mountain, with the victor killed by Santa Claus. Luckily
> they will all be reincarnated when their thetans are retrieved from the
> pumping stations.
That's right, but you missed an important symbolic part of your words,
Damien. Santa Claus is actually an anogram for Satan's Caul!
That little war on sugar mountain won't be the end of it! There'll be forty
thousand years of Hell, inflicted by Satans' little helpers. It will resemble
Los Vegas but it will all be made out of sugar. Gelatinous troubadors will
swallow you AND your thetans if you try to go near any pumping stations. And
your remains will be used to fuel ever more nonsensical religious
predictions!!
It's all there if you read between the lines!!
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