CRAP: Kingdomality

O'Regan, Emlyn (Emlyn.ORegan@actew.com.au)
Mon, 28 Jun 1999 13:41:19 +1000

> > O'Regan, Emlyn noted: Actually they are all intelligent ... and cool
> > sounding. It's set up like horoscopes, to stroke your ego. No one is
> going
> > to create a test that comes out as follows:
> >
> > The Dispossessed - In space, no one can here you fail...
>
> haaaaa! Thanks Emlyn, this was a hoot. {8^D I plan to do this
> backwards:
> read all the flattering possible outcomes, decide which one is most me,
> *then* do the test, see if it comes out the way I thought... {8-] spike
>
Has anyone tried inverting these tests? Answer all questions in exactly the opposite manner to what you would answer, and see what comes out. Maybe we can find out what the profile of a not-extropian is.

Anti-Emlyn's test results:

Your distinct personality, The Doctor might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. Your emotions and feelings are reality based. You are not misled with half formed ideas nor are you given to radical or high risk experimentation. You follow the tried and true and do not waste time thinking about things that cannot be seen, touched, heard, felt or smelled. On the positive side, you can become an exceptional expert in your particular area of the helping professions. You can deliver and maintain consistent and beneficial service to others. You do not lose sight of the reality of the situation and can usually control your own emotions. On the negative side, your emotions must be sensually satisfied which could lead to self-abusive behavior with food, drink, other substances and/or sex. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.
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Emlyn, no, no, the Dispossessed is not me, really!