Re: Want to Live to 100+? Move to Midwest

Doug Jones (
Sat, 19 Jun 1999 08:59:26 -0700

Spike Jones wrote:
> Harvey Newstrom wrote:
> > Maybe if we live long enough, everyone will try every
> > combination of gender and orientation.
> That sounds interesting. I saw an article on testosterone patches for
> women, to help them regain lost sex drive with advancing age. I dont
> see why we couldnt make progesterone patches and estrogen patches.
> Youve heard of people having a smoke after sex, well we get the three
> aforementioned hormone patches, add some nicotine patches, put em
> in a jar, randomly pull out some, stick them on the naked bodies of
> both partners and see what happens that night. spike

Spike, you're one sick puppy. I like that.

When I broke my back many many moons ago, the therapist used a Trancutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator (TENS) to build up the muscle tone in my lower back. I looked at the electrodes and thought, hmmm, stick one of *those* patches on each of the naked bodies, and how will the current flow?

Now *that* would be an electric kiss, not to mention other moist connections...

Doug Jones, Former Rocket Plumber
Rotary Rocket Company