Spin City does middle age

Doug Skrecky (oberon@vcn.bc.ca)
Fri, 30 Apr 1999 13:34:04 -0700 (PDT)

Condition Middle Aged Spin City Version

going grey            looking distinguished
bald                  gotten rid of "baby" hairs
wrinkled skin         character
stooped               forward facing
arthritis             sedate walker
impotent              no longer bothered by the passions of youth
myopic                studious looking
fat                   looking prosperous
terminally ill        upwardly mobile (heaven here I come!)