>
>~ BAD PICKUP LINES ~
>1. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the
>first thing that POPS up!!!
>
>2. (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you
>come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
>
>3. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
>
>4. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against
>me?
>
>5. Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
>
>6. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
>
>7. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
>
>8. Are those real?
>
>9. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
>
>10. (offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
>
>11. Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I
>was on
>you, I'd be cumming too.
>
>12. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the
>word.
>
>13. The only place I want to go is south of the border.
>
>14. Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell
>you.
>
>15. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed,
>subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
>
>16. What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
>
>17. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
>
>18. Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
>
>19. So, do you want to see something really swell?
>
>20. Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the
>best a
>man can get!
>
>21. Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden
>hose?
>
>22. My shirt's chaffing me.....
>
>23. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then,
>allow me
>to introduce myself.
>
>24. They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
>
>25. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
>
>26. Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
>
>27. Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok
>then,
>can we just practice?
>
>28. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
>
>29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
>drinking?
>
>30. They say the best things in life are free....they lied( but I do
>accept American Express)
>
>31. This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So
>you
>better use both hands.
>
>32. You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
>
>33. You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
>
>34. This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for
>you....and I know some other positions too.
>
>35. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
>for that thing you do with your tongue.
>
>36. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
>
>37. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet
>we
>could do it in public.
>
>38. Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
>
>39. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
>
>40. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
>
>41. Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.
>
>Send out 6 copies of this within the next 96 hours or you will have bad
>sex
>for the rest of your life.
>
>
>
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