ard (
Tue, 22 Apr 1997 23:08:51 +0200

> > A couple of weeks ago, we had the opportunity to thumb through a
> > American magazine called TIME,
> ard... how many thumbs do we have?
We are not sure. It appeared to us that you had one at each end of your
food processing tube, but you kept switching them. We would suggest that
you count all the digits on both hands, subtract the fingers and the result
should be the correct answer, unless your mother had a love affair with
Thalidimide when you were in utero. Then again, we are not sure you are
humanoid. But thanks for asking.