HUMOR/EDU: East LA Math Test

Michael Lorrey (
Fri, 18 Apr 1997 18:06:23 -0400

>>Name: _____________________________ Gang: ___________________________
>>1. Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10
>> shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by
>> shootings can he attend before he has to reload?
>>2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for
>> $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 a gram. What is the street value of
>> the remaining cocaine that he doesn't cut?
>>3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how
>> many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800
>> a day crack habit?
>>4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit.
>> How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?
>>5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a
>> 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to
>> steal to make $800?
>>6. Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received $10,000 for
>> the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a month, how much
>> money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will
>> he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money?
>>7. If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet, and the
>> average letter is 0.8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray
>> with 3 cans of paint?
>>8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his friendly neighborhood gang. If there
>> are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has
>> Hector knocked up? What percentage of girls in the gang *hasn't*
>> Hector knocked up?
>>BONUS QUESTION: Based on the information provided above, how many more
>>girls can Hector knock up in his gang if he has sex 8 times a day with 3
>>different girls a week for 6 months using the highly reliable "rhythm
>>method" of birth control?

			Michael Lorrey
------------------------------------------------------------		Inventor of the Lorrey Drive

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