Re: Spike, the heart throb!

From: Spike Jones (
Date: Fri Apr 20 2001 - 21:46:20 MDT

> Harvey Newstrom wrote: Spike,
> Thanks for popularizing the pale, skinny, shivering, well-dressed consultant
> look! You don't know how long I have been waiting for this!
> Do I pay you royalties, or what?

Pale, skinny, but not shivering. Thats what the well dressed part
is about. If I were making a fashion statement, that statement
would be "I am an overdressed dweeb." But wool is a most
wonderful material for staying warm in a cool office.

As for the consultant part, I keep a sign in my office that I
am an excel and matlab insultant, also willing insultant on
modelling stochastic processes such as Monte Carlo sims.
Yup, a real suppository of knowledge am I. All this for only
5 dollars an hour and you get an overdeveloped sense of
humor, no extra charge.

Regarding the subject line, however, since we know the
heart is not the seat of emotion but rather the brain, and
since I am being identified as one who stirs deep feelings,
then the title should be Spike the head throb.

I donate all royalties to ExI. Send check, money order
or small unmarked bills. spike

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