Dehede011@aol.com wrote:
>
> In a message dated 4/21/00 11:20:10 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
> retroman@turbont.net writes:
>
> << Well, you know you're a redneck when you.... ;) >>
>
> You know you are a redneck when you mow your front lawn to find your car?
>
> You know you are NOT a redneck when you mow your front lawn to find your pick
> up. A real redneck never loses his pick up.
>
You know you're a redneck when you get woken up by you're boss's lawn
sprinklers..
You know you're a redneck when you use the tern 'a skip and a holler'
when giving directions to your place...
You know you're a redneck when the last think you remember hearing
before passing out is "Daddy, you're crushing my smokes..."
Mike Lorrey
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