Re: Cobol Thread

Yak Wax (
Wed, 11 Feb 1998 12:50:53 -0800 (PST)

Hara Ra

> 1. That joke went around 6 months ago. Fie on you!
> 2. There is NO WAY that COBOL is extropian. So there!
> Real Programmers do it in HexaDecimal. Debug Thyself!

No, *real* programmers build a Turing Machine by training three goats
and a herd of cattle to pass 1bit binary messages written on paper
napkins between them. That or Java (Java being the slower of the two.)

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