HUMOR: The Programmer & the Frog

Michael Lorrey (
Thu, 13 Feb 1997 11:43:16

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There was this programmer walking along, past a pond, when he heard =
someone cry, "Help me, help me!" from the direction of the water. Upon =
further investigation, he found a frog, which he picked up, put in his =
pocket, and continued on his way across campus.

He then heard the frog cry, "Help, Help, take mo out of your pocket, =
I'me really a beautiful princess turned into a frog by a wicked witch."

He took the frog out of his pocket, smiled, and put the frog back in =
his pocket.

"Help help, take me back out of your pocket! If you kiss me, I'll turn =
back into a beutiful princess! if you rescue me I'll love you forever."

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, and said to the frog," =
I'm a programmer, I don't have time for a girlfreind or wife.....but a =
talking frog? Now thats COOOL!"

Michael S. Lorrey
Tech Support
LS Transit Systems, Inc=