TOPOLOGY
A mathematician confided
That the Moebius band is one sided
And you'll get quite a laugh
If you cut one in half
For it stays in one piece when divided
A mathematician named Klein
Thought the Moebius strip was divine
Said he, "If you glue
The edges of two,
You'll get a weird bottle like mine."
(mild sexism warning)
A burleycue dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip
But she read science fiction
And died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius Strip.
John Clark wrote:
>
> UNCERTAINTY
>
> A Quantum Mechanic's vacation
> Left his colleagues in dire consternation
> Though tests had shown
> His speed was well known
> His position was pure speculation
>
> Bright
>
> There was a young lady named Bright
> Who traveled much faster than light
> She left one day
> In a relative way
> And returned the previous night
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