From: Natasha Vita-More (natasha@natasha.cc)
Date: Thu Aug 28 2003 - 08:45:34 MDT
At 11:38 AM 8/28/03 +0930, Emlyn wrote:
> > But it's the high-performance of the *spurs* that reinforce
> > the brakes.
>
>Of course, Texan bicycles always use solids for innertubes.
>
>The oversized wheels, fat tyres, and the big pickup tray on the back tend to
>lower your efficiency too.
Isn't that Arizona your talking about? Hey -
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had funded
a project with the US auto makers for the past five years. The NTSB
covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black
boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal
accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of
drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3% of the final words were,
"Hey hold my beer and watch this!"
Natasha
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