RE: toilet head dunking

From: Spike (spike66@comcast.net)
Date: Mon Jul 07 2003 - 23:55:29 MDT

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    Subject: toilet head dunking

    At 07:46 PM 7/7/03 -0700, Spike wrote of what:

    >happened to you when you were in elementary school
    >and were seen walking your bike across the street:
    >they caught you by the ankles and dunked your head
    >in the toilet.

    ...That can't happen in Australia...If an Aussie dweeb were head-dunked,
    all he'd get would be a wet scalp. Better design all round, I'd
    say...Damien Broderick

    I asked my neighbor who has children, and learned
    that things are a bit different today than the 60s,
    when we were children. Kids today are not allowed
    to thrash, threaten and abuse each other the way they
    did back then. The schools now are much more conscious
    of legal liability should little Johnny come home
    with a bloody nose or broken tooth.

    In my own misspent youth, the students were allowed
    (yea encouraged) to beat each other early and often.
    For this would result in their becoming practiced
    and confident fighters.

    The notion in those years of peace, love and
    understanding was that this old world would be more
    or less at war constantly until the nuclear holocaust
    ended our strife forever. Until that time of course
    there would be a persistent need for soldiers, whose
    fighting skills were honed from an early age whether
    they liked it or not. Fortunately the future aint
    what it used to be.

    It could be that most kids now go thru their entire
    school years without ever having their heads
    dunked into the toilet, and perhaps without even
    a hazing or beating. Their resulting inability to
    fight is perhaps what is pushing ever more advanced
    mechanization of warfare. A mutual inability to fight
    will perhaps complete the metamorphosis of warfare
    to the point where any war consists entirely
    information being exchanged instead of lead.

    spike



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