From: Spike (spike66@comcast.net)
Date: Thu Jul 03 2003 - 21:52:02 MDT
>From: "Spike" <spike66@comcast.net>
>>We are instructed to dismount the bike and *walk*
>>it across the street or intersection.
>>I ask you: is this not absurd? Do motorcyclists
>>push their bikes across the intersection?...
Very true. Plus as you and I know (being bike owners), there ain't no
one
who'll tell a biker where he can "push" his mount :) James...
Ja, and I wish someone could explain to me
why it is that riding a motorcycle causes all
women in view to appear more attractive, by a good
half a standard deviation. Do men appear more
attractive to female motorcycle riders? What
about homosexual motorcycle riders: does their
bike cause their favorite gender to look more
attractive? And why is it that a woman on her
own motorcycle drives us mad with desire,
regardless of her other socially redeeming
qualities or lack thereof?
Could there be some fundamental explanation I am
missing? Such as the weather is usually warmer and
nicer when we are riding, so the women on the street
would be wearing more flattering, more revealing
clothing? Perhaps seat applies direct pressure
to the prostate, which somehow triggers a surge
of hormones or an increase of semen pressure on
the brain? Or is it just that we are in a better
mood when riding? All of the above?
Suggestions please?
spike
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