From: Spike (spike66@comcast.net)
Date: Mon Jun 30 2003 - 21:01:15 MDT
This one is just too funny:
Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are
sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike
up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown lab and says,
"So why are you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser, I
piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But
the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my
owner's bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to
do?" "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab.
"All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything," He
then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" The
yellow lab says, "I'm a digger, I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm
inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are
they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like
Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab
then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's
office for. "I'm a humper," the black lab says, "I'll hump
anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants,
whatever. I want too hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner
had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her
toes and I couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started
humping away. The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and
say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?" The black lab says, "No, I'm
here to get my nails clipped."
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