President Gore: A Look Back

From: Michael Wiik (mwiik@messagenet.com)
Date: Thu May 01 2003 - 13:04:07 MDT

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    Interesting alternate history scenario. I found it amusing anyway.
    Actually, I agree with every word in it.

            -Mike

    <<President Gore: A Look Back
    by Ted Rall

    DAYTON, OHIO--Few political observers anticipated the widespread
    resentment that followed Al Gore's controversial assumption of the
    presidency in December 2000. "The U.S. Supreme Court merely adhered to
    the Constitution when it refused to hear Bush's appeal of the Florida
    ruling," notes a Harvard law professor now living in exile in France.
    "Federal courts have no jurisdiction over election disputes, which in
    the United States are a state matter." Although the ensuing recount
    ultimately gave Florida to Gore by a comfortable thousand-vote margin,
    Republicans refused to accept the results. Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh
    continued to refer to Gore as "Vice President Gore" and
    "Resident-in-Chief" and listed the time remaining in Gore's first term
    as "days left in captivity for the American people."

    Republican candidate George W. Bush, meanwhile, refused to concede
    defeat. "Make no mistake," the former Texas governor declared from
    self-proclaimed "internal exile" in Crawford, Texas, "that man will
    never be my president." The GOP filed a slew of lawsuits challenging the
    election results, and right-wing militia groups issued dark threats
    about overthrowing Gore's "illegal junta."

    [...]

    Incredibly, the next move of the man dubbed "Gore out of control" by Fox
    News was to declare an unprovoked war on Iraq. "Saddam Hussein has
    weapons of mass destruction, he's an evil dictator and he's a threat to
    world peace," Gore railed to a joint session of Congress. When the
    United Nations refused to support Gore's request for an international
    coalition, even Congressional Democrats decided that they had had enough
    of their bellicose leader, and joined their counterparts across the
    aisle. "There's no proof that Saddam Hussein has WMDs," declared Senate
    Majority Leader Tom Daschle. "Until that changes, we have no grounds for
    a preemptive strike--an act that violates every precept of international
    law." Nonetheless, Gore relied on the War Powers Act to order in the
    Marines.

    As we know, Saddam Hussein didn't use nuclear, biological or chemical
    weapons to defend his dying regime. American forces never found any. And
    news soon began leaking that Gore was awarding lucrative Iraqi
    rebuilding contracts to oil companies that had contributed to his 2000
    campaign. A Gallup poll showed that 88 percent of Americans considered
    Gore a liar, and that 79 percent favored his removal from office and
    prosecution for the wanton murder of thousands of Iraqis. As Iraq
    degenerated into sectarian violence amid growing signs of a possible
    radical Islamic revolution, Gore brazenly categorized the mayhem he had
    wrought on an innocent people as liberation. "They don't know it yet,"
    he proclaimed, "but they'll thank us for this someday."

    [...]

    What will it take for the American people to turn this madman out on his
    ear once and for all? It's impossible to say. As things stand now, he
    could put babies on the White House menu and claim he was fighting
    overpopulation.>>

    http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0430-04.htm

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