From: Mike Lorrey (mlorrey@yahoo.com)
Date: Sun Apr 13 2003 - 18:38:04 MDT
--- JAY DUGGER <duggerj1@charter.net> wrote:
> Robert Zubrin:
>
> The time has come for chickens to set a bold new goal in
> space. There can be no progress without a goal. The
> Chicken space program, begun so brilliantly with Apollo
> and its associated programs, has spent most of the
> subsequent twenty years floundering without direction. We
> need a central overriding purpose to drive our space
> program forward. At this point in history, that focus can
> only be the chicken exploration and settlement of Mars.
Imagine the delivery charge to get Kentucky Fried Chicken on Mars...
Going Further:
The Iraqi Information Minister:
"We have no guided chickens! A chicken did not cross the road into
Kuwait! I do not know why we fired one there. If the spineless American
imperialist dogs attempt to enter Bagdad, they will commit suicide at
the hands of our Fedeyeen Saddam Chickens, which are trained to cross
the road to blow themselves up on American military check points. No,
those are not Syrian Chickens, though many good muslim chickens from
around the Chicken World have volunteered to help defend the
BirdBaathist Party and the Iraqi people against the invaders."
Iraqi Science Minister General Mohammad al Saadi:
"We have no Chickens of Mass Destruction, I know nothing about such
Chickens, we have not had them for many years. Those were not Chickens
of Mass Destruction you saw running across the road, they are a
Hollywood special effects stunt fabricated by the evil Bush regime.
Such chicken stunts are typical of Americans, and beneath the
capabilities of a superpower. I spit on the Bush regime and throw my
shoes at Mr. Bush."
Defense Secretary Rumsfeld:
"There are people who think the chicken crossed the road, there are
people who think it didn't, and there are people who think the chicken
is still in the road somewhere, dazzled by the headlights, and there
are people who just don't know. I am of the latter opinion, I have no
conviction about the issue until we are able to affirm by observation
and DNA testing of the chicken to determine if he actually was the same
chicken that was on the original side."
President Bush:
"The chicken, being chicken, is obviously a cowardly evildoer. His
running across the road is a sign. A sign of his cowardliness and
viciousistic disregardation of the liberties of people. People who are
trying to freely drive down the road to freedom, to be free."
=====
Mike Lorrey
"Live Free or Die, Death is not the Worst of Evils."
- Gen. John Stark
"Pacifists are Objectively Pro-Fascist." - George Orwell
"Treason doth never Prosper. What is the Reason?
For if it Prosper, none Dare call it Treason..." - Ovid
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