RE: Questions to ask a god or a time traveller/ET about socks

From: Reason (reason@exratio.com)
Date: Fri Apr 04 2003 - 14:13:18 MST

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    > -----Original Message-----
    > From: owner-extropians@extropy.org
    > [mailto:owner-extropians@extropy.org]On Behalf Of Damien Broderick
    >
    > At 12:50 PM 4/4/03 +0100, Steve Davies wrote:
    >
    > >Personally the question I want answering is what happens
    > >to all of those socks that vanish from washing machines and why
    > is it only
    > >ever one half of of a pair that vanishes?
    >
    > I'm surprised that so careful a thinker as Steve should still
    > cling to this
    > common delusion. Careful study has shown that the *number* of socks is
    > always *conserved*. It is only the chirality that fluctuates. The best
    > current working model is that the rotation of swirling water
    > causes a local
    > sock transition through a curled spatial dimension or brane, yielding
    > right-left transposition. This is an ordinary example of the far grander
    > chirality dynamics at the Big bang, during which more antimatter switched
    > to normal matter than vice versa, thus accounting for the presence of all
    > of us and our socks. Some counter this explanation by reference to the
    > distinctive color and markings of certain singleton socks. These skeptics
    > seem unaware of the role played by the color charge of quarks and gluons.

    No, no, no...you don't need a complex physics theory when simple biology
    will do to explain two common household problems: socks are the larval form
    of coathangers.

    Reason
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