From: hubert mania (humania@t-online.de)
Date: Wed Apr 02 2003 - 06:36:41 MST
This is VAMP news: Information you never see or hear on FOX or CNN.
VAMP is the sweetest seduction in a world of depressing war news.
VAMP stands for "Vicious Ambitious Militant Pacifists".
VAMP though has absolutely nothing in common with VAMP.
Because VAMP means "Viscerally Amplified Mutation Pukers", who take
advantage of a rapidly developing genetic mutation that spreads around the
world and allows its carriers to puke regularly at the sight of George Bush,
Donald Rumsfeld and friendly fire disasters without being weakened to
life-threatening dimensions.
VAMP found out that Tommy Franks actually is Mel Gibson on a public relation
tour through the Arabian countries to promote his new movie "Friendly Fire".
This might explain the mishaps and breakdowns of the glorious Anglo-American
peace crusade so far. Mel Gibson simply doesn't get military things
straight. But who could expect this from an amateur Hollywood Hero. The
other day Mel "Tommy" Gibson said: "This war might last until summer".
Though Mel was not more explicit what year he was talking about
In contrast to VAMP, the Mutant Pukers of VAMP claimed that Tommy Franks
must be Peter Gabriel who cut off his goatee and who is on a Iraq promotion
tour to feature his new CD "Friendly Fire". This might explain the mishaps
and breakdowns of the glorious Anglo-American peace crusade so far. Peter
Gabriel simply doesn't get military things straight. But who could expect
this from one of those songwriter peacenicks who are all known to be more or
less hidden fascists.
In the next VAMP edition please read why the US Secretary of Defense, Donald
Rumsfeld, was renamed into Secreatry of PUKE (Professional Unlimited Killing
Experience) and why the contents of the PC (puke containers) in Italy and
Spain are the most popular sources of lubrication for US tanks. A detailed
and dreadful report follows.
Coming soon: the plans of Old Europe to liberate the US people from the
brutalisation of their society by irresponsible, corrupt and neglected
politicians.
Stay tuned to VAMP, the true friend of American patriots!
PS: If some suspicious van with the inscription VAMP stops at your house,
open your door wide. They are the "Vicious Amphibicious Malicious
Pacifishious" and happen to be some harmless freeriders who take advantage
of VAMP's worldwide fame and just try to sell you some fresh Pacific fish.
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