Dr. Strange-pieless (was: Re: more about the Lysistrata Project)

From: Amara Graps (amara@amara.com)
Date: Wed Mar 12 2003 - 07:01:28 MST

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    MMB:
    >Frankly, I don't think General Buck Turgidson would let a little lack of
    >tail stop him from doing his duty. Kubrick had it righter than Arstophanes,
    >for my money.
    [...]
    >PS: Clue for those in need: General Buck Turgidson was the SAC-War Room
    >officer played to the hilt by George C. Scott in _Doctor Strangelove, or
    >How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb_; I suppose that's harder
    >to get performance rights for than anything Arstophanes wrote. Hmm. I
    >wonder...

    I adore this movie...! It might have a universal appeal that
    cuts across cultural boundaries too. Once I encouraged this
    movie to be chosen for a movie party of a group of friends from
    Max Planck- no one else had seen the movie, and as we watched
    the film, they laughed as hard as I was laughing (and I've seen
    it six or more times by now). I think the nationalities that day
    were Norwegian, German, Australian, Greek, Italian, American (me).

    Did you know that Kubrick filmed a full scene of a War Room pie fight,
    that was later cut from the final movie? I wish it would have made
    it in. Here are some cut views of the pie fight scene. Great stuff.

    ... General Turgidson emerges completely creamed out, and
    Dr. Merkwurdigichliebe, aka Dr. Strangelove, emerges cream-free.

    http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/9798/piefight.htm

    "Meanwhile, parallel to the pie-fight sequence, another sequence is
    occurring. At about the time that the first pie is thrown, Dr.
    Strangelove raises himself from his wheelchair. Then, looking rather
    wild-eyed, he shouts, "Mein Fuhrer, I can valk!" He takes a
    triumphant step forward and pitches flat on his face. He immediately
    tries to regain the wheelchair, snaking his way across the floor,
    which is so highly polished and slippery that the wheelchair scoots
    out of reach as soon as Strangelove touches it. We intercut between
    the pie fight and Strangelove's snakelike movements -- reach and
    scoot, reach and scoot -- which suggest a curious, macabre pas de
    deux. When the chair finally reaches the wall, it shoots sideways
    across the floor and comes to a stop ten feet away, hopelessly out
    of reach. Strangelove, exhausted and dejected, pulls himself up so
    that he is sitting on the floor, his back against the wall at the
    far end of the War Room. He stares for a moment at the surreal
    activity occurring there, the pie fight appearing like a distant,
    blurry, white blizzard. The camera moves in on Strangelove as he
    gazes, expressionless now, at the distant fray. Then, unobserved by
    him, his right hand slowly rises, moves to the inner pocket of his
    jacket and, with considerable stealth, withdraws a German Luger
    pistol and moves the barrel toward his right temple. The hand
    holding the pistol is seized at the last minute by the free hand and
    both grapple for its control. The hand grasping the wrist prevails
    and is able to deflect the pistol's aim so that when it goes off
    with a tremendous roar, it misses the temple. The explosion
    reverberates with such volume that the pie fight freezes. A tableau,
    of white and ghostly aspect: Strangelove stares for a moment before
    realizing that he has gained the upper hand. "Gentlemen," he calls
    out to them. "Enough of these childish games. Vee hab vork to do.
    Azzemble here pleeze!" For a moment, no one moves. Then a solitary
    figure breaks rank: It is General Turgidson, who walks across the
    room to the wheelchair and pushes it over to the stricken
    Strangelove. "May I help you into your chair, Doctor?" he asks. He
    begins wheeling Strangelove across the War Room floor, which is now
    about half a foot deep in custard pie. They move slowly until they
    reach the president and the Russian ambassador who are sitting
    crosslegged, facing each other, building a sandcastle. "What in Sam
    Hill --" mutters General Turgidson. "Ach," says Strangelove. "I
    think their minds have snapped under the strain. Perhaps they will
    have to be institutionalized."

    As they near the pie-covered formation of generals and admirals,
    General Turgidson announces gravely: "Well, boys, it looks like the
    future of this great land of ours is going to be in the hands of
    people like Dr. Strangelove here. So let's hear three for the good
    doctor!" And as he pushes off again, the eerie formation raise their
    voices in a thin, apparition-like lamentation: "Hip, hip, hooray,
    hip, hip, hooray!" followed by Vera Lynn's rendition of "We'll Meet
    Again." The camera is up and back in a dramatic long shot as General
    Turgidson moves across the War Room floor in a metaphorical visual
    marriage of Mad Scientist and United States Military. The End. "

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