From: avatar (avatar@renegadeclothing.com.au)
Date: Tue Feb 18 2003 - 17:28:52 MST
> Last I heard, Icelanders have not invaded Greenland, used WMD against
> either their own people or against the Orkneys, Greenlanders,
> Newfoundland (and we all know those radical fundamentalist Newfies
> deserve it), or the Canary Islands.
>
> > Mike Lorrey
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From the President of Iceland:
"To the citizens of Occupied Vinland. Hold the dream of freedom strong in
your hearts, brothers and sisters. The illegal and unconstitutional
occupation of Icelandic land by the forces of the United States and Canada
will soon be at an end. Keep your radios tuned to Radio Bjork and prepare
for canned cod. Unless our demands for return of our territory and
withdrawal of MTV from the continent are acceded to within a reasonable
time, which we decree to be thirty seconds, the Scandinavian Security
Council will authorize us to send in the Interior Designer inspectors and
ensure the destruction of Walmart as you know it. Further prevarication from
the slackers of evil will inevitably result in the ultimate measure: we will
commence broadcasting ABBA."
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