From: Lee Corbin (lcorbin@tsoft.com)
Date: Tue Feb 11 2003 - 18:11:28 MST
President George Bush today unveiled plans to attack France
and Germany next week. "Last time we had to overrun those
countries, it was to kick an evil dictator's butt and install
democracy. This time it's just to knock some sense into 'em,
which we forgot last time", he said today in a briefing
on the White House lawn. Apparent frustration against
the former NATO allies has been building all week long.
Normandy has been selected as the official invasion site,
though it may be switched at the last moment, the uncertainty
being intentional, "to befuddle the continentals" he added.
"This is not the beginning of the end," said Prime Minister
Tony Blair from London. "This is not even the end of the
beginning. This is rather the beginning of the beginning.
Never have so many waited so long on so few. All I can
promise you is blood, sweat---",
He was interrupted by a reporter who asked, "Mr Prime Minister,
will there be a problem with the millions of U.S. servicemen
here the way there was last time, you know, the horny---"
"Not at all", said the PM, "the situation is vastly improved
over 1944. Today the troops will have DVDs, internet chat
rooms, and a host of modern entertainments not available then,
in addition to certain chemicals I am permitted to say nothing
about."
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Lee
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