Bush set to attack France, Belgium, Germany

From: Lee Corbin (lcorbin@tsoft.com)
Date: Tue Feb 11 2003 - 18:11:28 MST

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    President George Bush today unveiled plans to attack France
    and Germany next week. "Last time we had to overrun those
    countries, it was to kick an evil dictator's butt and install
    democracy. This time it's just to knock some sense into 'em,
    which we forgot last time", he said today in a briefing
    on the White House lawn. Apparent frustration against
    the former NATO allies has been building all week long.

    Normandy has been selected as the official invasion site,
    though it may be switched at the last moment, the uncertainty
    being intentional, "to befuddle the continentals" he added.

    "This is not the beginning of the end," said Prime Minister
    Tony Blair from London. "This is not even the end of the
    beginning. This is rather the beginning of the beginning.
    Never have so many waited so long on so few. All I can
    promise you is blood, sweat---",

    He was interrupted by a reporter who asked, "Mr Prime Minister,
    will there be a problem with the millions of U.S. servicemen
    here the way there was last time, you know, the horny---"

    "Not at all", said the PM, "the situation is vastly improved
    over 1944. Today the troops will have DVDs, internet chat
    rooms, and a host of modern entertainments not available then,
    in addition to certain chemicals I am permitted to say nothing
    about."

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    Lee



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