How about: "How fortunate! The tiny devils that are responsible for
the probabilistic operation of state-vector reduction have taken a
personal liking to you! Congratulations on your success as a result of
completely random chance owing nothing to your personal effort!"
Or: "You don't know where you are, or where you're going. Heisenberg
be with you!"
Or: "In the name of the Transcendent Powers, I command Maxwell's Demon
and all other entities responsible for the enforcement of Murphy's Law
and related pessimistic formulations to get OUT!"
Naaah. Personally, I'll take: "Fare well wherever you fare, till your
eyries receive you at your journey's end."
--
sentience@pobox.com Eliezer S. Yudkowsky
http://tezcat.com/~eliezer/singularity.html
http://tezcat.com/~eliezer/algernon.html
Disclaimer: Unless otherwise specified, I'm not telling you
everything I think I know.