This pushed my Monty Python button...
At 10:52 AM 12/8/99 +0000, you wrote:
> > "I hereby sentence you to life imprisonment in Australia" > > "Oh no me lord, not that, anything but that...." > > ... as they are lead away grinning slyly to themselves...
"Cruxifiction or freedom?"
"Freedom. They said I could go and live on an island somewhere."
"Oh. Jolly good. Freedom it is then."
"Nah, just kidding. Cruxifiction."
"Oh, very funny! Take the door on the right. One cross each. Next."
Max