A SHORT GUIDE TO COMPARATIVE RELIGIONS:
buddhism: if shit happens, it's not really shit islam: if shit happens, it's the will of allah protestantism: shit happens because you don't work hard enough judaism: why does this shit happen to us? hinduism: this shit happened before
catholicism: shit happens because you're bad hare krishna: shit happens rama rama
tv evangelism: send more shit
atheism: no shit
jehovah's witness: knock knock shit happens hedonism: there's nothing like a good shit happening christian science: shit happens in your mind agnosticism: maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't existentialism: what is shit anyway?
stoicism: this shit doesn't bother me
rastafarianism: let's smoke this shit