Go to amazon.com.
Search for the book, "My Tibet".
Buy it, just for shitz and grins.
Call Bill Gates, tell him we're gonna clone his widow and fuck, over and over and over again, just because we liked her little happy face icon, in Microsoft Bob(tm).
She's a cool Lesbian, who knows the ropes.
Here's a good one:
http://corel.digitalriver.com/cgi-bin/ImageSearch1.exe?Preview=829038