Re: Don't Worry I can Help You...PLEASE

Abraham Moses Genen (futurist@frontiernet.net)
Mon, 24 Nov 1997 19:12:47 -0500


Abraham Moses Genen
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Being dedicated to the future progress of humankind
should be the prime concern of all civilized beings.
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Congratulations!!
By sending me this inane spam you may have won first prize in the "Boy are
you a jerk contest."
Your message has been printed out and forwarded to the appropriate law
enforcement agencies that process this sort of nonsense.
I trust that you will be hearing from them shortly.
Incidentaly, the first prize is an extended vacation in Fort Levenworth,
Kansas.

Enjoy,
AMG

-----Original Message-----
From: smartbiz@arcturus.net <smartbiz@arcturus.net>
To: smartbiz@arcturus.net <smartbiz@arcturus.net>
Date: Monday, November 24, 1997 12:30 PM
Subject: Don't Worry I can Help You...PLEASE

>
>I Never Thought I'd Be the One Telling You This:
>
>
>I Actually Read a Piece of E-Mail & I'm Going to Europe on the Proceeds!
>
>Hello!
>
>
>My name is Karen Liddell; I'm a 35-year-old mom, wife, and part-time
accountant. As a rule, I delete all unsolicited "junk" e-mail and use my
account primarily for business. I received what I assumed was this same
e-mail countless times and deleted it each time.
>
>
>About two months ago I received it again and, because of the catchy subject
line, I finally read it. Afterwards, I thought , "OK, I give in, I'm going
to try this. I can certainly afford to invest $20 and, on the other hand,
there's nothing wrong with creating a little excess cash." I promptly
mailed four $5 bills and, after receiving the reports, paid a friend of mine
a small fee to send out some e-mail advertisements for me. After reading
the reports, I also learned how easy it is to bulk e-mail for free!
>
>
>I was not prepared for the results. Everyday for the last six weeks, my
P.O. box has been overflowing with $5 bills; many days the excess fills up
an extra mail bin and I've had to upgrade to the corporate-size box! I am
stunned by all the money that keeps rolling in!
>
>
>My husband and I have been saving for several years to make a substantial
downpayment on a house. Now, not only are we purchasing a house with 40%
down, we're going to Venice, Italy to celebrate!
>
>
>I promise you, if you follow the directions in this e-mail and be prepared
to eventually set aside about an hour each day to follow up (and count your
money!), you will make at least as much money as we did. You don't need to
be a wiz at the computer, but I'll bet you already are. If you can open an
envelope, remove the money, and send an e-mail message, then you're on your
way to the bank. Take the time to read this so you'll understand how easy
it is. If I can do this, so can you!
>
>
> GO FOR IT NOW!!
>
>
> Karen Liddell
>
>
>The following is a copy of the e-mail I read:
>
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
>
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>PRINT this letter, read the directions, THEN READ IT AGAIN !!!
>
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>
>
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>
>
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>
>
>Thousands of people have used this program to:
> - Raise capital to start their own business
> - Pay off debts
> - Buy homes, cars, etc.,
> - Even retire!
>
>
>This is your chance, so don't pass it up!
>
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>OVERVIEW OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY
>ELECTRONIC MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING PROGRAM
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Basically, this is what we do:
>
>
>We send thousands of people a product for $5.00 that costs next to nothing
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computer).
>
>
>The products in this program are a series of four business and financial
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include:
>
>
> * $5.00 cash
> * The name and number of the report they are ordering
> * The e-mail address where you will e-mail them the report they ordered.
>
>
>To fill each order, you simply e-mail the product to the buyer. THAT'S IT!
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>
>
>FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER AND
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>
>
>******* I N S T R U C T I O N S *******
>
>This is what you MUST do:
>
>
>1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if you
don't order them).
>
> * For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE
> REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR
> RETURN POSTAL ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person
> whose name appears on the list next to the report.
>
> * When you place your order, make sure you order each of the
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> can save them on your computer and resell them.
>
>
> * Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of
> the four reports. Save them on your computer so they will
> be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people
> who will order them from you.
>
>
>2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
> next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way
> other than is instructed below in steps "a" through "d" or you
> will lose out on the majority of your profits. Once you
> understand the way this works, you'll also see how it doesn't
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> and if you alter it, it will not work.
>
>
> a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
>
>
> b. After you've ordered the four reports, replace the name and
> address under REPORT #1 with your name and address, moving
> the one that was there down to REPORT #2.
>
>
> c. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #2 down to
> REPORT #3.
>
>
> d. Move the name and address that was under REPORT #3 down to
> REPORT #4.
>
>
> e. The name and address that was under REPORT #4 is removed from
> the list and has NO DOUBT collected their 50 grand.
>
>
>Please make sure you copy everyone's name and address ACCURATELY!!!
>
>3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names,
> and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction
> portion of this letter.
>
>4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the
> WORLDWIDE WEB! Advertising on the WEB is very, very inexpensive,
> and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Another
> avenue which you could use for advertising is e-mail lists.
> You can buy these lists for under $20/2,000 addresses or you
> can pay someone a minimal charge to take care of it for you.
> BE SURE TO START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!
>
>
>5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the
> report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE
> ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send
> out, with YOUR name and address on it, will be prompt because
> they can't advertise until they receive the report!
>
>
>------------------------------------------
>AVAILABLE REPORTS
>------------------------------------------
>***Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
>
>Notes:
>- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT
>- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL
>- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two
> sheets of paper
>- On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name
> of the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c)
> your postal address.
>_________________________________________________________________
>REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
>
>
>ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
> Anthony Nasca
> 3901 Peppertree Lane
> Silver Spring, MD 20906
>
>_________________________________________________________________
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>
>
>ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
> Jimanize Consulting
> P.O. Box 893233
> Temecula, CA. 92589-3233
>
>_________________________________________________________________
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>
>
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> The D and S co.
> P.O.Box 3293
> Chandler, Arizona 85244-3293
>
>_________________________________________________________________
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>
>
>ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
> MACBYE Enterprises
> 835 W. Warner Rd.
> Suite 101-464
> Gilbert AZ 85233
>
>
>_________________________________________________________________
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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>
>HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$
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>
>
>Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume
your goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing a
lot of FREE ads on the internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also
assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline
members. Follow this example to achieve the STAGGERING results below.
>
>
>1st level--your 10 members with
$5...........................................$50
>2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)..................$500
>3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)..........$5,000
>4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000)...$50,000
> THIS
----------->$55,550
>
>
>Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit
10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people
to participate! Most people get 100's of participants! THINK ABOUT IT!
>
>
>Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can
afford $20). You obviously already have an internet connection and e-mail is
FREE!!! REPORT#3 shows you the most productive methods for bulk e-mailing
and purchasing e-mail lists. Some list & bulk e-mail vendors even work on
trade!
>
>
>About 50,000 new people get online every month!
>
>
>*******TIPS FOR SUCCESS*******
>
> * TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow
> the directions accurately.
>
>
> * Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when
> the orders start coming in because:
>
>
> When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
> product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws,
> Title 18,Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Section 3005 in
> the U.S. Code, also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16, Sections
> 255 and 436, which state that "a product or service must be
> exchanged for money received."
>
>
> * ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
>
>
> * Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the
> instructions exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be SUCCESSFUL!
>
>
> * ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!
>
>
>*******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE*******
>
>Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
>
>If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks,
continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should
receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2. If you don't, continue
advertising until you do. Once you have received 100 or more orders for
REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and
the cash will continue to roll in!
>
>
>THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>
>
>Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of
a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
report people are ordering from you. If you want to generate more income,
send another batch of e-mails and start the whole process again! There is
no limit to the income you will generate from this business!
>
>
>NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a business
name, how income tax is handled, etc., contact your local
office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency) for free help
and answers to questions. Also, the Internal Revenue Service offers free
help via telephone and free seminars about business taxes.
>
>
>*******T E S T I M O N I A L S*******
>
> This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially
the rule of not trying to place your name in a different position, it won't
work and you'll lose a lot of potential income. I'm living proof that it
works. It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money, with
little cost to you. If you do choose to participate, follow the program
exactly, and you'll be on your way to financial security.
> Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS
>
>
> My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air, MD. I am a
cost accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
When I received the program I grumbled to Doris about receiving "junk mail."
I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work. Doris totally ignored my
supposed intelligence and jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of
her, and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the thing
didn't work... well, the laugh was on me! Within two weeks she had received
over 50 responses. Within 45 days she had received over $147,200 in $5
bills! I was shocked! I was sure that I had it all figured and that it
wouldn't work. I AM a believer now. I have joined Doris in her "hobby." I
did have seven more years until retirement, but I think of the "rat race"
and it's not for me. We owe it all to MLM.
> Frank T., Bel-Air, MD
>
>
> I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you. Any
doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. I even checked
with the U.S. Post Office to verify that the plan was legal. It definitely
is! IT WORKS!!!
> Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
>
>
> The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is
honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a large amount of
money in a short time. I was approached several times before I checked this
out. I joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal
effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received $36,470.00 in the
first 14 weeks, with money still coming in.
> Sincerely yours, Phillip A. Brown, Esq.
>
>
> Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that
the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I
wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money back. Boy, was I
surprised when I found my medium-size post office box crammed with orders!
For awhile, it got so overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at
the window. I'll make more money this year than any 10 years of my life
before. The nice thing about this deal is that it doesn't matter where in
the U.S. the people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a
faster return.
> Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI
>
>
> I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact
to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed another
program...11 months passed then it came...I didn't delete this one!...I made
more than $41,000 on the first try!!
> D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN
>
>
> This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our
jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the interest on our
money. The only way on earth that this plan will work for you is if you do
it. For your sake, and for your family's sake don't pass up this golden
opportunity. Good luck and happy spending!
> Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
>
>
>ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET
>STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
>FINANCIAL FREEDOM!!!
>
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