Brian D Williams wrote:
>
> Since we were talking about GATTACA I thought I'd share the first
> lateral thinking puzzle I was ever told:
>
> A man hates his job.
>
> One day he comes home and begins to drink...
>
> He drinks till he passes out.
>
> He gets up in the middle of the night, and goes to the bathroom.
> Then he turns out the light, and goes back to bed.
>
> When he wakes up in the morning, he looks out his window and see's
> hundreds of people laying there dead.
>
> The man kills himself.
>
> Q. What did the man do for a living?
1. mortician
2. funeral director
3. archaeologist
4. grave digger
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