You had nothing?  At least that's something!  We didn't have 
anything.  We didn't even have the concept of "having".  Concepts 
hadn't been invented yet.  We didn't even know we didn't have 
anything, because we couldn't conceive a concept that hadn't been 
invented yet.
We weren't just pre-Thought.  We were pre-Big-Bang!  Pre-Time.  We 
were even pre-Us.  We weren't even there yet!  Nobody was anywhere 
yet.  There wasn't even a "yet" yet.  And when the Big Bang was about 
to start, *everything* was uphill, infinitely in all directions.  We 
had up-hill in dimensions that don't even exist anymore today.
It couldn't have been any worse, because nobody had invented "worse" 
yet.  There was no worse.  Nobody had anything worse.  You couldn't 
get worse.  We would have killed for worse!  When something worse did 
finally come along we couldn't even get that.  Nothing could get 
worse.  There was nothing worse.
-- Harvey Newstrom <HarveyNewstrom.com>
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