Re: Violence in schools (Was Re: Back off! Im gay!)

From: J. R. Molloy (jr@shasta.com)
Date: Tue Oct 03 2000 - 12:30:31 MDT


Michael S. Lorrey has written,

> I dunno, I'd think they'd rapidly turn into New York City. Of course, all of
> this fighting would stop if we just put some MacDonalds outlets on the West
> Bank, since no two countries with MacDonalds restaurants have ever fought each
> other...

Knowing that could be the explanation for why they don't allow a McDonalds's on
the West Bank:
It would interfere with their ability to wage war against nations that do have
McDonalds's outlets. They don't care about that in any case, because they know
that the messiah will impose divine law for the entire universe (and New York
City).

--J. R.

"More than at any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to
despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that
we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
- Woody Allen



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