In a message dated 09/16/1999 4:04:15 AM Eastern Daylight Time, firstname.lastname@example.org writes:
> > Is the French Tern related to the Arctic Tern, only with effete> >
> > coloration and an odd lilt in its call....???
> > I understand the problem of the smell... those french never use
> > deodorant..
> > ;)
Speaking to you all now with a dead sea bird tied to my head (gulls will never do!), I implore you to realize that this is the wave of the future. Now I shall hasten to make my witness to the great un-washed multitudes. Beware! The future has arrived to give you the bird.