>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
>part of your life."
> > > > -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson
>for a federal anti-smoking campaign
"Whenever I watch TV and see Brooke Shields, I can't help but feel really
lucky to have a brain. I mean, I'd love to look beautiful like that, but not
with all those incredibly maggot-like thoughts and embarrassingly stupid
ideas and stuff."
--Mariah Heap Goode