> > > I have heard a group of Russian scientists have
> > > developed a sort of "brain
> > > washing for your own good" system using advanced
> > > forms of these
> > > technologies. They are trying to market it in the
> > > United States now.
I'm hanging out for "Water torture - self healing for the plumbing impared" or "Therapeutic Thumbscrew Treatment - Clears the mind, and stimulates cuticle growth".