Jar Jar might be sexually interesting if retro-fitted with Cyberskin(TM) genitalia.
See http://www.fleshlight.com/ for the "over 35,000 sold" artificial vagina with incredible lifelike feel.
Not to be to sinful, but I'll bet the $49.00 invested in one of these would be a great investment in sex education. If they gave one of these every man in prison, there might be fewer prison rapes. That would be a "good" thing, by my definition.