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I can't help but notice that many other people don't suffer such an affliction - they have to watch TV or perform some other such mundane activity to fill in the otherwise empty gaps. These can include such time wasters as consumption of large amounts of alcohol, reading tabloid newspapers, or getting desk jobs.
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