i am part of a family of herbivores. i myself am a *recovering* vegetarian.
at family gatherings, while the others roast corn, potatoes and vegeburgers
i am known to fix myself a big juicy steak, at which time i am pummeled
with well reasoned and sensitive persuasion to desist this behavior, such as
"EEEEEWWWWW! your eating THAAAAAT???"
to which i give the sensitive well reasoned reply:
they writhe in the inescapable iron grip of logic. i fear ours is a somewhat dippy family. spike