-Subject: Read this with a chinese accent!!!!
>>> > This e-mail was nominated "Best of 1997". Believe it or not,
this >>> > actually happened.
>>> >
>>> > A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a
>>> hotel
>>> > in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic
>>> > Review.......
>>> >
>>> > Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
>>> >
>>> > Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service"
>>> >
>>> > RS "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"
>>> >
>>> > Guest "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
>>> >
>>> > RS "Ow July den?"
>>> >
>>> > G "What??"
>>> >
>>> > RS "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"
>>> >
>>> > G "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
>>> >
>>> > RS "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
>>> >
>>> > G "Crisp will be fine"
>>> >
>>> > RS "Hokay. An Santos?"
>>> >
>>> > G "What?"
>>> >
>>> > RS "Santos. July Santos?"
>>> >
>>> > G "I don't think so"
>>> >
>>> > RS "No? Judo one toes??"
>>> >
>>> > G "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one
>>> toes'
>>> > means."
>>> >
>>> > RS "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping
>>> we
>>> > bother?"
>>> >
>>> > G "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
>>> Yes, an
>>> > English muffin will be fine"
>>> >
>>> > RS "We bother?"
>>> >
>>> > G ""No..just put the bother on the side."
>>> >
>>> > RS "Wad?"
>>> >
>>> > G "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
>>> >
>>> > RS "Copy?"
>>> >
>>> > G "Sorry?"
>>> >
>>> > RS "Copy...tea...mill?"
>>> >
>>> > G "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
>>> >
>>> > RS "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
>>> > tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
>>> >
>>> > G "Whatever you say"
>>> >
>>> > RS "Tendjewberrymud"
>>> >
>>> > G "You're welcome"