(1) "Make me think a million times as fast."
Then, after you've thought about it for a year or 31 seconds, you can ask a
safe variant of:
(2) "Make me more intelligent."
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sentience@pobox.com Eliezer S. Yudkowsky
http://tezcat.com/~eliezer/singularity.html
http://tezcat.com/~eliezer/algernon.html
Disclaimer: Unless otherwise specified, I'm not telling you
everything I think I know.