>From "How the World Was Saved":
"H'm", muttered Klapaucius, displeased. "That's supposed to
be Negative? Well...let's say it is, for the sake of peace.
... But now here's the third command: Machine, do Nothing!"
The machine sat still. Klapaucius rubbed his hands in triumph,
but Trurl said:
"Well, what did you expect? You asked it to do nothing, and
it's doing nothing."
"Correction: I asked it to do Nothing, but it's doing nothing."
"Nothing is nothing!"
"Come, come. It was supposed to do Nothing, but it hasn't done
anything, and therefore, I've won."
[... ...]suddenly its metallic voice rang out:
"Really, how can you two bicker at a time like this? Oh yes, I
know what Nothing is, and Nothingness, Nonexistence,[...]
Look then upon your world for the last time, gentlemen! Soon
it shall no longer be..."
The constructors froze, forgetting their quarrel, for the
machine was in actual fact doing Nothing, and it did it in
this fashion: one by one, various things were removed from
the world[....]
Not bad from memory, Anders! But "Klaupatius"? ;-)
Cheers,
Kennita
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