The food will be pre-cut into FAA regulated portions, based strictly on the
FDA's recommended food pyramid, you will not have a "glass" of wine.. it
will be an unbleached recycled
paper cup, no napkin ( could be used for strangulation) you get exactly one
unbleached recycled paper towel with your name and socialist security number
on it, no seats to sit upon (could be used as bludgeoning instruments), no
clothes, you will be issued one transparent and bio-degradable
bacteriostatic plastic suit with your name and socialist security number on
it , all luggage must be transparent and bio-degradable with your name and
socialist security number on it , you will submit to mandatory disinfectant
showers ( to reduce the possibility of contagion ) all these "services" will
be an additional fee (public safety service tax) that must be payed via
direct deposit from a monitored bank account.
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