In a message dated 7/5/00 7:27:24 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
<< Sigh. This is simply inaccurate. Leading scholars know that the world will
be destroyed when the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy fight to the death
on top of Sugar Mountain, with the victor killed by Santa Claus. Luckily
they will all be reincarnated when their thetans are retrieved from the
pumping stations. >>
"Oh to live on Sugar Mountain, with the Barkers and the Colored Balloons..
(hmm balloons again!)" In my book, its Santa that gets whacked by the Lucky
Charms Leprechaun. Actually, this reminds me of the stop-motion send-up of
the archaic stop-mo' by Rankin/Bass "Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1965).
This appeared as a short for MAD-TV and had the same characters portrayed as
NYC mobsters (allegedly directed by Martin Scorcese') and staring Robert Di
Nero; kind of a Mean Streets plus the Godfather doing Christmas at the North
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