Sick humor

From: Doug Jones (
Date: Thu Jul 06 2000 - 21:48:45 MDT

Spike Jones wrote:
> > Corbally wrote: ... My wife
> > is American though, and it was fascinating to watch as he became
> > accustomed...
> Is that kind of marriage legal in Ireland?
> {8^D kidding bygones. Funny typo. spike

Some of the sickest things I've said:

A month after my dad died unexpectedly, I went to a barbecue with my
skydiving buddies, and one woman had the first steak placed on the
grill- but it was also the last one off. I gazed at the smoking charred
lump of leather on her plate and blurted, "Wow, they did that to my dad,

My buddy Dave the Graverobber (retired archeologist) called me for a
morale booster the day he started radiation treatment for cancer, and I
asked him, "Irradiation, Dave? Don't they use that on fruits and

Even sicker than than that, he instantly fired back, "And on nuts too!",
leaving me laughing hysterically since it was of course *prostate*
cancer he was fighting...

Mark Twain said it best: "The secret source of Humor itself is not joy
but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."

Doug Jones
Rocket Plumber, XCOR Aerospace

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