# HUMOR/EDU: East LA Math Test

Michael Lorrey (*retroman@tpk.net*)

*Fri, 18 Apr 1997 18:06:23 -0400*

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*>> CITY OF EAST LOS ANGELES*

*>> HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM*

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*>>Name: _____________________________ Gang: ___________________________*

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*>>1. Jamaal has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10*

*>> shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by*

*>> shootings can he attend before he has to reload?*

*>>2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for*

*>> $320, and 2 grams to Billy for $85 a gram. What is the street value of*

*>> the remaining cocaine that he doesn't cut?*

*>>3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how*

*>> many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800*

*>> a day crack habit?*

*>>4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit.*

*>> How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?*

*>>5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a*

*>> 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to*

*>> steal to make $800?*

*>>6. Raoul is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received $10,000 for*

*>> the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 a month, how much*

*>> money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will*

*>> he get for killing the bitch that spent all his money?*

*>>7. If the average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet, and the*

*>> average letter is 0.8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray*

*>> with 3 cans of paint?*

*>>8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his friendly neighborhood gang. If there*

*>> are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has*

*>> Hector knocked up? What percentage of girls in the gang *hasn't**

*>> Hector knocked up?*

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*>>BONUS QUESTION: Based on the information provided above, how many more*

*>>girls can Hector knock up in his gang if he has sex 8 times a day with 3*

*>>different girls a week for 6 months using the highly reliable "rhythm*

*>>method" of birth control?*

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