HUMOR: FW:Sorry for the delay

James Rogers (jamesr@best.com)
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 12:06:28 -0700


Forward:
>>> >STARDATE 10357.22 (March 28, 1997)
>
>>> >To: Heaven's Gate Personnel:
>
>>> > DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP
>>> > OF THE 39 PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL 3024 WHEN WE PASS THE
>>> > PLANET AGAIN.
>>> >
>>> > DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME
>>> >
>>> > *** REPEAT ***
>>> >
>>> > DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME